Hello Friends. I come here before you today to discuss a very stern matter by addressing the question: "what brings you joy?" Out of all the possible things that exist in this world, what brings joy to me? Let me think about that. Twinkies. Yes, Twinkies. Why Twinkies you ask? Some ingredients in Twinkies are Sugar, Corn Syrup, and animal shortening, including beef fat.
First of all, the presence of a surplus of Twinkies on the grocery mart store tells me that business is good and Twinkies are thriving. This is turn leads me to know that Brazil is doing fine as they are the main sugar exporters. Because Brazil is doing decently, then we can have a nice world cup. (Imagine a World Cup w/o Brazil) In that Brazil is doing fine, we know that the U.S. can do decently as we are one of Brazil's biggest trade partners. Our biggest export, which composed about 16.7% of the countries exports in 2009, was civilian aircraft items. Without these items, separated Brazilian families may not be united. Brazilians may have trouble flying to places, such as the World Cup. This could rob them of World Cup Money, worsening the countries economics because no financial gain has happened to balance the expenses of training a world cup team and such costs.
Next, Flour lets me know that our farmers are doing o.k. This will help maintain peace in the U.S. by quelling rebellions. Also, we will have corn to eat because farmers are happy and are not boycotting the selling of their agricultural goods. Without corn, corn syrup would be less common, in turn damaging the Twinkie industry, which in turn damages Brazil. Some major exports of Brazil to the U.S. are oils/ fuels. Because Brazil needs it for itself, there'll less fuel to export to the U.S., and we'll have higher gas prices, which may make a president unpopular and aid in his demise.
What about animal shortening? Items such as beef fat lets us know that the beef are nice and plump with surplus fat. This gives Americans better tasting steak and meat. Also, malnourished animals are more prone to diseases such as mad cow possibly. If we let the farmers get angry, there might be less cows due to financial issues. Less cows mean more expensive cheese, milk, ice cream, and other dairy goods. Without dairy goods, people could possibly attain brittle bones and diseases such as osteoporosis. This could very well lead to the ban of contact sports such as soccer, football, and wrestling. This hurts the television companies, which hurts electronic companies since many of them are linked. We won't even have a World Cup or Super Bowl to watch anymore. Our country may fall to the dark ages, and we could transform into primitives. Our technology could be lost. Blogs like this would be impossible. Thus, the competition would not be possible. And this is why we need Twinkies.
(I felt that 3 ingredients was enough because I didn't want this blog to become a novel)
